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I'm a bad monkey!

Tue Oct 4, 2005, 8:43 AM
I've been lazy and haven't been online in a good week. I got Radiata Stories and Makai Kingdom for the PS2 and have been obsessing over those games. Because of it, I've been neglecting my stalking and artsy duties.

You may punish me by setting me on fire and performing a testicle shattering group wedgie.

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Current Projects:

- Gallery Pic – 0%!!! My kitty puked on it and I have to start over again! :cries:

Pending Projects:

- None at the moment. ^^;

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Those I peep upon, along with individualized stalking signatures. :crazy:

- Gave her teacher Ex-lax cookies with “from Hikari-kami” note.
- Poured bleach on all of her clothing.
- Plugged her toilet.
- Raided her underwear drawer and sold them on ebay.
- Peed on her front door; marking my territory.

Others whom I rummage through their belongings and sniff their clothing. :evillaugh:



People who’ve installed webcams in my shower. :paranoid:

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  • Current Residence: St. Catharines, Ont
  • Interests: Videogames, Anime, RPG, Mooning the elderly, Looting wallets
  • Favourite band or musician: Anything loud and heavy, thank you.
  • Favourite genre of music: Alternative/New Rock
  • Favourite artist: Frank Cho
  • Favourite poet or writer: Piers Anthony
  • Favourite photographer: The ones who work for Playboy
  • Favourite style of art: Manga/Japanese
  • Operating System: Windows XP, simply because Vista sucks monkey balls.
  • Wallpaper of choice: Fantasy or Anime is what's usually on.
  • Skin of choice: Naked :D
  • Favourite game: Any good RPG :) But obsessed with WoW >_>
  • Favourite gaming platform: Well...I gots a PS3 and 360...so it's a toss up ;)
  • Favourite cartoon character: Spongebob Squarepants. No, really.
  • Personal Quote: Save water. Shower with a friend.
  • Tools of the Trade: Shotgun and Shovel

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Mood: Neglect ~revolutionheart Jan 15, 2007, 7:43:50 AM
Where the hell is Monkey Boy???
:dygel: :nirvana: :picknose: :sadangel:

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I'm always afraid of him, my Perfect Addiction.
:iconlemming101:
~lemming101 Dec 14, 2005, 12:31:33 PM
PRETTS?!!? where have you gone??? i'm soooo lonely without you... and my doorstep has gone back to smelling normal again. *cries* come back... please?

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as time floats on, memories grow dim.

[link] <- need help? come here.
:iconepitaph-in-blood:
~Epitaph-in-Blood Oct 20, 2005, 2:35:29 PM
>>
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-leaves random :glomp: - ^^
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~Hikari-kami Oct 16, 2005, 6:20:28 PM
YOU'VE BIN HIT BY THE
lol, mind telling me again what you'd like for the 1k kiriban...? Eheheeee...I kinda forgot and have been such a lazy arse lately...


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ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNO YOUR REALLI sexy! IF YOU BRAKE THE cHAIN, YOULL BE CURSED WITH UN*SEXYNESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS sexy
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~lemming101 Oct 5, 2005, 8:35:26 PM
... what's with all the lemming bashing on other people's pages? you old meanie.*sniff* and to think i let you sleep on my couch.

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as time floats on, memories grow dim.

[link] <- need help? come here.
:iconpretts:
~Pretts Oct 6, 2005, 4:19:51 AM
Hey....you show your affection for me by setting me on fire, I show it by threatening to maul you with a spatula. :D
:iconlemming101:
~lemming101 Oct 6, 2005, 9:10:20 AM
i guess. so this means you like me? even if i'm a bit :crazy:

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as time floats on, memories grow dim.

[link] <- need help? come here.
:iconpretts:
~Pretts Oct 6, 2005, 12:10:16 PM
Of course I do. That's just silly talk. Besides, your more :fork: than :crazy: anyway. ;)
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